Thursday, January 04, 2007

That's it Tucker, I've HAD IT with YOU!!

Just now Tucker on his freaking show, mewling and whining
(whining was in the R meme today) to Bill Press.....

"But WHY is it a big deal she's the first woman Speaker? Why? I Don't UNDERSTAND!!!!"

Well Tucker, I understand your confusion (all those years of bow-tie wearing impeded proper blood flow to your brain) let me help you along by posing a question to YOU.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

What if Bow-Tie Wearing White Anglo-Saxon Protestants who go to Private Schools and come from Priveleged Monied Backgrounds were first given the right to vote in 1920?

What if up until the last part of the past century BTWWASPPSPM's were expected to live the lives their mothers, sisters, uncles and wives TOLD them to live? (and sometimes even now)

What if EVEN NOW BTWWASPPSSPM's were curtailed in their rights to how and when they would father a child, even to the point of being harassed and vilified ATTEMPTING to obtain condoms?


What if you Mr BTWWASPPSPM only made 76.5% of women's wages.
JUST BECAUSE OF HOW YOU WERE BORN?

What if the representative government of the country that YOU loved and served in had only 90 BTWWASPPSPMs out of 535 when BTWWASPPSPMs made up more than half of the population of said beloved country?

Tell me, wouldn't you be ecstatic a BTWWASPPSPM became the third most powerful person in the United States for the first time?

AND YOU HAVE THREE DAUGHTERS? Oy oy oy.

Now go STFU you pasty faced perv.

2 comments:

John Good said...

Perhaps Tucker needs to have Jon Stewart drop by and bitchslap his silly ass AGAIN. . .

Mark Prime (tpm/Confession Zero) said...

Now that is the greatest Tucker smack down I have had the pleasure of reading! Thank you!

Peace.